Score: 8

"Not bad, but one suggestion..."

submission: Mario's night with bowser

date: January 9, 2001

Please don't ask for a high vote.

Score: 0

"Hopeless."

submission: Justin Beat Off Special

date: January 6, 2001

I don't know what's worse, porn or idiots begging for 5? Well, it's both. But begging for 5s is just even worse. So stop doing it.

Score: 6

"Oh man, you've left me out again!!!!!!"

submission: NG BBS Wars 2

date: January 6, 2001

Kind of made me laugh.

Score: 10

"Yet another excellent parody."

submission: Stone Trek: Episode 1

date: January 4, 2001

Very original. Except next time, summit it under Parody Paradise, instead of Assassins.

Score: 0

"To THE_PLAYER and the prevs that vote this 5."

submission: JuggahoeChristmasSpecial1

date: December 28, 2000

Please read my review on part 2 of this. I think Tom should do something about no skill slide show porno movies, excluding Fukemon because at least Cobra's movies have plot.

Score: 0

"OK, a little message from Vic Viper."

submission: JuggahoeChristmasSpecial2

date: December 27, 2000

OK, I didn't bother to watch this movie, but judging by the review, it looked like the author still didn't have any Flash skills and did a cheapass, paste fake naked Britney pictures movies. Heck, the author himself even admitts that he had no Flash skills on the BBS. So what I'm saying is that, it's not mostly the authors fault for making these cheapass porno Flash movies, even though he should stop making these movies and take art classes, it's mostly all of you perverted voters out there that are giving this 5s. I have nothing against porn, but if you want porn, the net has lots of porn sites. Heck, goto your local bookstore and goto the Sexuality section and look at these sex books. Those have pictures of naked people doing it. Those have tits and ass. What I and a lot of people are saying is that Newgrounds is not a PORNO site. It's a site for good Flash. And if Newgrounds gets shut down because of it, its not the author's fault, its the perverts who gave these movies 5s fault. Go ahead, flame me. I'm just telling the truth.

Score: 0

"Doomhammer, I knew this was coming also."

submission: StarCraft 12 Days of XMas

date: December 22, 2000

The first time I heard this, I was thinking that someone might rip this song and make a crappy JPEG Flash movie of this on Christmas. Anyway, yeah I think this guy has nevered played "Starcraft" before. Hint: Learn the game, before making this.

Score: 0

"Ultra crap!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: ACE BOARDER

date: December 22, 2000

OK, here's a tip:

1. Porno is not allowed on Newgrounds. Why the hell would you put up naked Bart and Lisa pictures here? Are you this perverted? You know that still counts as kiddy porn and you might be in deep shit.

2. Stop asking for a high vote. Has everyone learn this lesson yet? If you asked for a high vote, you instantly get 0. I'm sick of these vote high messages on the end of these movies.

3. Learn to come up with something different, besides copying and pasting .gif.

Score: 10

"You have combined all of my favorite games..."

submission: Combat Instinct 2

date: December 13, 2000

Lethal Enforcer, Time Crises, Silent Scope, and Rebel Assult. If I only has thought of this earlier.

Score: 0

"Sorry, didn't vote high."

submission: M. Jackson is Back?

date: December 3, 2000

Hint: Don't ask for a high vote.